MY SPECS AND WATCH

Written on the 16th May 2007

As usual the press have been fed a lot of shit and made me out to be the bad guy again, when the facts are simple. My specs and watch were NOT on me when I was crashed into by 22 MUFTI (riot mob), they were in a safe place ... so they were smashed on purpose! If I'd had them on then it would have been MY fault. Also, the only reason I fought them was that they were about to attack me, so it was self-defence. Until you face 20+ riot mob about to rush you then you'll not have a clue how it works. My philosophy has always been: "If you're attacked then get some good shots in before you go down."

Yes, I have agreed to accept £185 for the damage, as I've spoken to my lawyer, Giovanni, and he says £85 for the watch and £100 for the specs is about right. PLUS I can't prove that my specs are worth so much more or that they were a gift from Lord Longford. I have sent £100 to Zoe's Children's Hospice and I'll sort my mother and aunt Eileen a drink on the muggy screws at Full Sutton. Cheers.

The rest of the story is total lies. I am NOT buying any Calvin Klein specs, nor have I ever mentioned that I "can't see the ball on Match of the Day". Incidentally, I did not have a TV at Full Sutton, so it's all just crap fed to the press by some muggy mole. For the record, I did not have a TV for the first TWENTY NINE YEARS in prison, and yet scum like Huntley get a TV as soon as they set foot in prison! That's where the whole system stinks! They lock me up in a cage, deny me simple and basic human rights BUT spoil the filthy nonces!

Anyway, CHEERS to the MUG who deliberately smashed my watch and specs,