Written on the 20th April 2007

I’ve gotta say this: if there’s any authors out there who want to make a fortune then be a ghost writer for Mark Fish’s life story. Coz I’m telling you it will sell a million copies and more.

Mark was up to see me today. I said to him “Why don’t you write a book?”

He said “I can’t be bothered.”

Well, somebody out there should get with him and discuss a deal! Every time I see him he tells me a new story and every time I see anybody else they tell me a story about him. His whole life is a big journey of awesome stories – all true!

Fuck James Bond … it’s Mark Fish!

Only last week he was over in Amsterdam on some bizz. Half a dozen muggers were following him out of a club. You can’t blame the muggers, coz Mark’s always dressed up like a Hollywood star. He will think nothing of buying a £2,000 suit or £800 shoes.

Anyway, these muggers clocked him pull out a big wad and were on him like a swarm of bees. He elbows one and cracks another, who fell into the canal. The rest legged it. That’s what Mark’s life is all about. He’s the only man I know who once almost got eaten by a group of Pigmies!!! And what a fucking story that is!

His life must end up in a book or a movie script. Even Dave Courtney can’t touch Mark Fish for a story … and that’s saying something. Dave’s books are best sellers; great reads; but Mark’s would blow ‘em away. He’s a fearless man. An Old School sort of chap with SOLID principals. The sort of geezer who will back you all the way. But … fuck him about and you’ll live to regret it.

I count Mark as one of my best pals … he’s one of the family.

So, if you’re an author and you want a best seller then get in touch with Mal and he will put you in touch with Mark. You won't regret it.

Well, I’m finally getting compensated over them at Full Sutton smashing my specs and glasses. Now, don’t that prove everything I’ve said about what went on there? Why compensate me if it was my doing? They’ve studied the CCTV of the incident. They’ve seen the cowardly screw who broke them and it's as simple as that. The truth always creeps out in the end. Watch this space!

Clock this paper article. This con killer, McCann, was here a year back. He only got his life sentence in July 2004 and he is now on Normal Location, mixing with other cons in Whitemoor. His tariff is 12 years and he gets open visits! Now perhaps you can see why I get pissed off. Shouldn't he be in a solitary cage or am I missing something here? I've spent longer in a body belt than he's spent in solitary confinement for murdering another con. You just can't make this stuff up!

There's a new Bronson site out there selling my Art, run by my buddy Mark Emmins. Treat him with respect as he represents me.

The Bronson Movie: Danny Hansford has just flown out to Hollywood to deal with the last pre-production touches. Watch this space. The film will go ahead in memory of Joe Pyle Senior and it will be the dog's bollocks. Certainly it can do nothing but help my fight for freedom.

People sometimes come and go in my life,  but you get to know who's who when the heat is turned up. Some melt away but a true sticker never melts. So, so for all the stickers, thanks and respect.

Just spoke to Al Rayment. He tells me that FOUR of my books are in Asda and selling like hot cakes. It's just a pity that I'm not there to sign them. Ah well, one day ...

Lots of people are telling me what a good job Mal's doing on this site and my MySpace page. He's worth his weight in gold. Total respect Mal.