MARK FISH

When it comes to loyalty this guy comes second to nobody. He's always first in line when there's a problem that needs "urgent" attention. Like the time my mother got ripped off for a Grand ... he sorted it immediately and like the time the Bronson Night was about to take off, he's the first to get it going.

Mark's one of my regular visitors. He always comes up in a Saville Row suit and £600 shoes in his Rolls Royce. I'm sure that's to wind the screws up ... but that's Mark Fish for you - Unique, a one-off!

The Old Bill are always trying to fit him up. They just can't accept that a guy like Mark can make it to the top legally, with hard work. They're jealous of him 'cos he's what they will never be: A Winner.

It's a similar predicament to Dave Courtney. The Old Bill are forever harassing him; they just hate him too. And that's what happens when a guy makes good: someone wants to knock you back down. If Old Bill had their way we would all be riding round on push-bikes and calling them "Sir."

Mark is now standing for Lord Mayor of Scunthorpe. That should wind Old Bill up.

You can't keep a good man down and that's why he's at the top ... and that's where he'll stay.

SUPPORT MARK FISH. YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

Mark Fish at the OK Magazine Party, enlisting support for Charlie

An unknown person wishes you to know that Mark Fish was wearing Saville Row Pin-Stripe suits when he was 10 years old, as shown in the above picture (left). Look in his eyes, you can see the devil in him - even at this tender age!

It must have been a close associate of Mr. Fish as he or she has also sent this picture of him with Mike Tyson which I know was only taken recently.